Everybody loves sports!
Everybody Loves Sports!
That time of year again and you never know what to get the person who has everything - especially the sports fan. Following are a few gifts that will really say 'I love you' to the dedicated sports fan, while still keeping an eye on their individual tastes and needs. And who knows... they may have had their dreams fulfilled by your gift and never ask you to give again!!!
1) Nothing quite says it like a Christian Throwback Jersey. Instead of actual team logos, names and numbers - you can buy a jersey that has the 'Matthew' as the name with '18' as the number. Customize with all the big names and books of the bible. Sure to get second (and third) glances.
2) Test your skills with the Lightning Reaction Game. How good is your hand-eye coordination? Doesn't matter. With the Lightning Reaction game, the only thing that counts is how long you can hold on while getting shocked. Should be sporting fun for the whole family.
3) Soccer, Jr., the soccer robot, will just plain light up your holiday season. Gather all the glass Christmas ornaments and just see what this little guy can do to a room full of breakables! This is for the sporting aficionado that really does not want to lift a finger, as the robot shoots AND retrieves.
4) Can't afford tickets to WWF? Then just sit back and treat your buddies to the Thumb Wrestling Ring. It's got ropes, the pliable blue mat and two super-soft holes in the matt to prevent chafing during the action. Good luck! (Official Rule Book included - please note: they do not advocate betting).
5) 21? Sick of getting in and out of the car going from bar to bar? Sometimes have trouble getting a seat at the bar when you're there? Well, the Bar Stool Racer has come to your rescue. Your motorized bar stool can now take you anywhere - at up to 28 MPH!! You'll always have a seat and a conversation starter. Comes in Red, Yellow, Orange and Black.
6) We know that sports and beer go hand in hand. But it can be so darn frustrating to get up and go to the fridge - especially when the game is tight. Solution: the Beer Belt. Their motto is 'Never be Thirsty Again'. It holds a six (cans OR bottles) - which should last at least until the next commercial break. And if you don't want to share, I suggest you also pick up a copy of Holly Robinson Peete's 'Get Your Own Damn Beer I'm Watching the Game' and set it right down next to the chips and dip.
7) And onto Lucky Seven: no Christmas would be complete without the fan mask. This creepy MLB offering covers a lot of territory - a) instant face-painting b) Halloween outfit c) post-plastic surgery cover-up - all attached to a backwards MLB logo cap. Man, is it creepy, but at least it boasts a wide mouth opening 'so you can enjoy your favorite beverage (beer) without removing the mask' - because you are having too much fun freaking out everyone around you!
Now - if you want to get the best thing possible for anyone anywhere, you will obviously purchase Fantoo apparel and make everybody happy.
Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah, Super Kwanzaa, Peace, Love and all that!
Robin
That time of year again and you never know what to get the person who has everything - especially the sports fan. Following are a few gifts that will really say 'I love you' to the dedicated sports fan, while still keeping an eye on their individual tastes and needs. And who knows... they may have had their dreams fulfilled by your gift and never ask you to give again!!!
1) Nothing quite says it like a Christian Throwback Jersey
2) Test your skills with the Lightning Reaction Game. How good is your hand-eye coordination? Doesn't matter. With the Lightning Reaction game, the only thing that counts is how long you can hold on while getting shocked. Should be sporting fun for the whole family.
3) Soccer, Jr., the soccer robot, will just plain light up your holiday season. Gather all the glass Christmas ornaments and just see what this little guy can do to a room full of breakables! This is for the sporting aficionado that really does not want to lift a finger, as the robot shoots AND retrieves.
4) Can't afford tickets to WWF? Then just sit back and treat your buddies to the Thumb Wrestling Ring. It's got ropes, the pliable blue mat and two super-soft holes in the matt to prevent chafing during the action. Good luck! (Official Rule Book included - please note: they do not advocate betting).
5) 21? Sick of getting in and out of the car going from bar to bar? Sometimes have trouble getting a seat at the bar when you're there? Well, the Bar Stool Racer has come to your rescue. Your motorized bar stool can now take you anywhere - at up to 28 MPH!! You'll always have a seat and a conversation starter. Comes in Red, Yellow, Orange and Black.
6) We know that sports and beer go hand in hand. But it can be so darn frustrating to get up and go to the fridge - especially when the game is tight. Solution: the Beer Belt. Their motto is 'Never be Thirsty Again'. It holds a six (cans OR bottles) - which should last at least until the next commercial break. And if you don't want to share, I suggest you also pick up a copy of Holly Robinson Peete's 'Get Your Own Damn Beer I'm Watching the Game' and set it right down next to the chips and dip.
7) And onto Lucky Seven: no Christmas would be complete without the fan mask. This creepy MLB offering covers a lot of territory - a) instant face-painting b) Halloween outfit c) post-plastic surgery cover-up - all attached to a backwards MLB logo cap. Man, is it creepy, but at least it boasts a wide mouth opening 'so you can enjoy your favorite beverage (beer) without removing the mask' - because you are having too much fun freaking out everyone around you!
Now - if you want to get the best thing possible for anyone anywhere, you will obviously purchase Fantoo apparel and make everybody happy.
Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah, Super Kwanzaa, Peace, Love and all that!
Robin
posted by Fantoo Girls @ 12/20/2005 05:41:00 PM
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